If he lasts more than 2 months I’ll be… well, I’m lost for words. I don’t actually know what he does, apart from being really reallyĪnd he’s gone and landed a top role on one of your beloved Late Night things hasn’t he? I should point out here to our American cousins that “Around The World” actually just translates as “America” over here, we’re just not that fussed about the rest of it, unless there’s some oil or something we can steal.Īnyway, and now you’ve dragged James bleedin’ Cordon over there! Our flag-waving, gun-toting, lunatic offspring? Now we just export our biggest WANKERS around the world. Heartfelt, cutting edge stuff it was too. Producing some great art and music which thrilled the world throughout the Screaming into the modern age, and helped form the world we see around us today.Ī nation that was once striven to reach the very pinnacle in human endeavorĪnd laughed at the words “It cannot be done.”Įven after the War, with an Empire turned to rubble. In the dark! But it was the Brits who dragged the whole world kicking and Where would the world we be without such things? Telephones! Computers! Jet Engines! Trains! Scuba Diving! and Baseball! (Baseball?) No, it’s the first bit I’m talking about. The Union Jack isn’t known as the ‘Butcher’s Apron’ for nothing. (Not something we should be too proud of, mind) The Industrial Revolution! The biggest Empire known to man! Yes a country that invented 44% of the world’s stuff! (at leastĪccording to this hasty bit of research I’ve just done). “It’s rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible… (Parrot Sketch blah blah)”Īn utterly soulless, bored shitless, slave race of Daily Mail reading, “This is what to think”, mind-melted, automaton, clueless, FUCKWITS! Who’ve dragged each other down into a state of mass ignorance, misguided hatred and celebrity worship. Yes ‘Great’ Britain, former world power, Empire in fact, IS DEAD. That’s the country, not the late Honorable Member of Parliament Leon.
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